Outrage Journalism 101:

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If anything this shows what DC really thinks about the usefulness of TSA and the ridiculous security theater they’ve been imposing on flyers. 

Guess what time it is! It is time for the weekly ill-conceived, shoehorned outrage piece!

The Edge of 2-morrow: 2 Live 2 Die 

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My body is ready for more TJ&E. Anyone who’s interested should check out the soundtrack - it’s funky!

I had never heard of Ryan Adams before this story got out.

How do we pay for [insert semi annual ultra-expensive foreign policy quagmire here]? There always seems to be money lying around for that.

Give me an R-rated, decently written, filler-free TWD.

What’s with douchebags and sports hats? The overlapping is tremendous!

You mean Butthash?

That one goes without saying!

That was a joke based on Sonic’s response, which said:

If there’s one “ cinematic universe” in desperate need of a reboot, it would be the X-Men franchise. 

He doesn’t look bad, but he does look like a life-time smoker. My intention wasn’t to mock his appearance or anything. “I don’t think we need to criticize someone’s tabagism in the wake of a major health event but you do you”

Wait till you guys find out about Tony Canolli

Yep - he certainly has that leathery / wrinkly / yellow-tinted long-time smoker look.

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You must’ve missed the “Snitches get stiches” op-ed on the NYT