NO, HOLLWOOD. STAHP.

I love how they’re basically proving Ilhana Omar right with this ridiculous stunt. No wonder Republicans - in their full craptastic glory - run circles around these dumbasses. 

How about Universal Soldier, which gifts us with JCVD in Vietnam, calling Dolph Lundgren ‘Sarge’

Never heard of Mitski, but Mac de Marco is criminally underrated.

IMO she is trying to say that rather than a VERY ill-conceived House resolution, Democrats should try to work this out behind the curtains. Either way this ridiculous controversy pretty much proves Ilhan Omar’s point.

His neighbor failed America by not punching harder on that day

I DUNNO - BECAUSE THEY HAVE BILLIONS OF $ UP THE WAZOO? MAYBE BECAUSE THEY DON’T PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE OF TAXES? MAYBE BECAUSE THEY CONSISTENTLY DONATE TO CANDIDATES WHO WILL ENSURE THAT THESE UNEMPLOYED FOLKS ARE LEFT WITH NO SAFETY NET? OR PERHAPS BECAUSE THE TAXPAYER HAS TO SUBSIDIZE THEIR WORKFORCE TO MAKE UP FOR…

Then the POTUS would tweet in support of police brutality

then spend the rest of his prime employment years in prison.

If unnerving is your thing you should check out The Wailing - it was available for streaming on Netflix as of recently (it might still be). So...creepy...

Yes

Tomorrow, on AV Club:

Why did Jake Tapper pull down his pants and Goatse’d himself like that?

“First they came for my cows...”

I was going to say NYT editorial pages but that works too

And to think we got this close to going into the weekend with nothing to be outraged about!

Outrage Journalism 101:

outrage-industrial complex

If anything this shows what DC really thinks about the usefulness of TSA and the ridiculous security theater they’ve been imposing on flyers. 

Guess what time it is! It is time for the weekly ill-conceived, shoehorned outrage piece!