My body is ready for more TJ&E. Anyone who’s interested should check out the soundtrack - it’s funky!

I had never heard of Ryan Adams before this story got out.

How do we pay for [insert semi annual ultra-expensive foreign policy quagmire here]? There always seems to be money lying around for that.

What’s with douchebags and sports hats? The overlapping is tremendous!

You mean Butthash?

That one goes without saying!

That was a joke based on Sonic’s response, which said:

If there’s one “ cinematic universe” in desperate need of a reboot, it would be the X-Men franchise. 

He doesn’t look bad, but he does look like a life-time smoker. My intention wasn’t to mock his appearance or anything. “I don’t think we need to criticize someone’s tabagism in the wake of a major health event but you do you”

Wait till you guys find out about Tony Canolli

Yep - he certainly has that leathery / wrinkly / yellow-tinted long-time smoker look.

We recognize that changes like this can be difficult for employees to understand

You must’ve missed the “Snitches get stiches” op-ed on the NYT

hEIL hORTLER

PLEASE TELL ME THAT THEY HAVEN’T TOUCHED THE SECRET MATT DAMON CAMEO 

We just had a couple of Boston billionaires caught pants down in a prostitution sting. My assumption is that they have dedicated lobbyists working 24/7 to make decriminalized sex work a reality. 

Shorter Ramos: It’s a mistake not to join the US’ ‘regime change adventure’ du jour because this time it’ll be different.

Mr. Ramos, no pearl clutching on Cuba this time around? What gives?

My brain temporarily processed the headline as “Tim Meadows immediately throws shift to derail Cohen hearing”. It was definitely strange

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