How about focusing on making a not-shitty pizza? 

Honestly there’s only so much effort they need to put into the ad. Congress will do most of the heavy lifting for them.

Is Michael Cane overrated? I found his acting in the Batman movies and Interstellar pretty bad

Good luck getting Amazon Cuomo on board with this 

He is buying apartments like candy. No one needs that sort of money. Stahp.

Fox News? Fuck this guy

They’re not social security cuts, they are tweaks!

Huh - it turns out people have noticed:

Davos is such a shitshow. Where else can you see Tim Cook sharing a table with noted homophobe (and police brutality enthusiast) Jair Bolsonaro?

Earl Jam is such a good artist

If the smell on the ring really bothers you, cook a batch of rice in the IP. The ring will be odorless after.

If the smell on the ring really bothers you, cook a batch of rice in the IP. The ring will be odorless after.

who is really smart

IS THAT THE NEW NBC SERIES ON ABRAHAM LINCOLN? I LOOK FORWARD TO IT

Too soon

Never skip leg day

HOT TAKE: Disney has no use for a PG-13 Punisher. Netflix gets to keep the show.

Either way they’re both delicious

Cool story bro. 

chair of the much more relevant Energy & Commerce Health Subcommittee

I just mentioned quejo coalho upthread. Halumi feels pretty close too.