I’d think this should work with halumi cheese too.

IMO paneer tastes closer to queijo coalho

Looper

Using plain yogurt instead of milk makes all the difference in the world

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I haven’t gotten to BB yet - is it that bad? A Quiet Place was just ok -It would’ve been more enjoyable if I wasn’t expecting so much from the damn thing.

Tomato, the fundraiser for your mum’s bag of dildos was a major success. Please provide mailing address at our earliest.

Doing my best to manage expectations.

A Quiet Place was a mediocre movie. Definitely not worth the hype surrounding it.

Pussy-grabbing accident, perhaps?

This measured a whopping 9.0 on the OCCPOS (Oberlin College Cafeteria Protest Outrage Scale). Another .5 and this would’ve merited a sternly worded tweet by Lena Dunham.

Use your phone to control your proton packs!

four teens

Suck it, Hoyer

Jorge Ramos might not like Trump, but he certainly likes what Trump has in store for Latin America. Why? Who the fuck knows.

You better have juice in your phone if you want to tie those shoelaces

This scores a 6.5 on the Oberlin Cafeteria Protest Outrage Scale (OCPOS).

Tomato? For sure. Quality? YMMV

What if King is one of the good nazis President Trump spoke fondly of? 

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