It was a nine-picture deal. I did it. It was good.

Unbreakable wig = greatest wig

cool story bro

Can’t tell if snark or actual Trump quote.

1 - do what you think the right thing is

Probably not. It’s Tomato’s mum after all. Needs moar dildos

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. The culture of outrage in a nutshell

Never tweet folks

Here’s an idea. Let’s hold a fundraiser to buy a bag of dildos...for Tomato’s mom.

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Forrest management? WTF?

Trickle down to commence in 3...2...1....

STAHP TOMATO

Honeycrisp or GFTOH. Crispy, sweet but tart, thin-skinned. Accept no substitutes.

Meth binge?

It really is. They had stopped doing it for a while, and now it’s back with a vengeance. Thanks Obama!

ADULT JOURNALIST? MORE LIKE MANCHILD INCEL AMIRITE

one of the biggest Native issues

Pls add titles to your posts, folks. It sucks trying to figure out where to click to try to get to the comments. Kinja is bad enough as it is.

This story scores a 8.5 out of 10 on the Oberlin Cafeteria Protest Outrage Scale