It’s because his small, shriveled, orange wiener doesn’t work

Problem Solvers Caucus—a bipartisan centrist thinly disguised Republican-lite group

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Watch the whole useless thing below if you feel like it

Can any of these goodies be accessed in the single player mode? I’m not a fan of online gaming

Thanks, Tomato.

Piers Morgan is also British...

If AIDS were a president, it would be Donald Trump!

If molten lava diarrhea were a beer it would be Budweiser!

This time it will be different!

Pay Go rules can be waived if necessary, but they won’t be. That’s the plan.

To make people think that they care about Medicare for All...

IMO that sounds like a ruse to get PayGo passed. Let’s be honest with ourselves here, folks - Pelosi was not backed by the Democratic establishment to make Medicare-for-all a reality. Quite the opposite.

Congrats, Joe, for securing the coveted endorsement from one of the worst, shadiest Democrats in office. As if I needed extra reasons to not vote for you!

What’s that stuff on the carpet of the Chinatown studio, rat droppings?

(JEEZ was that kid whiny and annoying)

Cool story tomato

Great use of the standard Donald Trump headline template, Rafi:

Thanks, Tomato