Fuck this guy (and his idiot brother too).

I think she used to work for CNN, too.

Did Obama photoshop Trump’s penis to make it look smaller in that photo? It sure does look like that’s the case.

Last I heard this is the land of “rolling coal” (LMAO at dumb yanks) so why wouldn’t this be a problem?

Troll rating: 10/10

IMO we’ve arrived at the stage in which the internet has made it practically impossible to do any form of meaningful message control, so political parties are slowly shedding the appearance of giving a fuck about what the voting public thinks (note - they never gave a fuck tbh, but they’ve realized that they can no…

“Stop eating your own!”

Thanks, Tomato. That was a really nice story.

How about making the Democratic Party work for their money instead of promising to vote for them no matter what? There’s no reason to settle with Joe fucking Biden in January 2019. IMO shoot down this shitty trial balloon ASAP before we find ourselves in another Hillary scenario.

Allergan, meanwhile, transferred the patent for its eye drug Restasis last year to a Native American tribe to protect its exclusivity:

I think the car with the cage and Melania is a perfect representation of the grotesqueness of the Trump administration. That’s probably not what they were aiming for, but it’s just spot on IMO.

Fuck off, Tomato

I can’t wait to NOT vote for Biden in 2020.

Troll rating: 1.5/10

Maybe it’s the toxic fumes from the excessive coating of bronzer?

Maybe even both!

The party of “Christian Values”, everyone

“Don’t stan so, don’t stan so close to me!”

Are you kidding me? If all goes according to planned, this movie will kickstart the new MCU (Marwen Cinematic Universe)

She. lost. the. election. Is she in the White House? No, she isn’t.