I’m more surprised that the Cubs are playing Shinsuke Nakamura’s face entrance music between innings.

Fresno sounds made up, like a city in a video game. Why must your turn Deadspin into a den of lies?

That Haight McDonald’s closed/got shutdown so now not only can you not get a Big Mac before/after the game, you’ll also be missing the opportunity to get shot/stabbed/assaulted/sold shit(fake) drugs/etc. But on the bright said, there’s a Whole Foods and Gap is still there, I believe. So yay....?

Don’t cricket stans exist specifically because the imperialists won?

Hey man, when we can’t dunk on Cricket stans, the imperialists have won.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Steelers fans like him again now

Because it’s a recreational league and it wasn’t a playoff game, the coach wanted to make sure as many girls got playing time as possible. Luckily, it ended up okay! 

Disagree. No one talked about the fingering of buttholes in this clip.

I was stoned and it sounded good. Shut up and stop trying to be petty because you’ll never get there. Now let me rest in peace.

Did you eat the yellow Snow? That would leave a bad taste!

My three year old was asking me about sports team mascots recently and mentioned elephants and I said, “No, there’s not elephant teams.” And like 4 questions later I remembered the A’s and was like, “WAIT. LET’S GO BACK TO THE ELEPHANT THING.”

The A’s home whites are one of the nicest uniforms in baseball.

This bar is almost racist enough for Jay-Z to partner with them. 

“I mean, I’d never really considered it. What if I really am just a belly-itcher?”

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

A lot of dumb people like to cite Sowell because he is a black conservative with a Harvard degree so he must be an expert, right? And for years, he used that intellectual cache to blatantly lie and misrepresent facts.

Probably because he’s a conservative hack dressed in libertarian clothes trying to get black people to buy into supply-side economics, racial pseudoscience and the merit myth.

[checks this year’s BCBS lineup] Whew, no hard seltzer.

This is the same sort of bullshit used by people who use “virtue signaling” because they don’t understand the concept of empathy.