Blading (aka slicing one’s forehead open for effect) is as old as professional wrestling itself. His forehead was definitely cut.

Looks like you’ve been to Gregoire in Berkeley before, Allison! Potato Puffs are an East Bay foodie staple.

Why would Garrett fight a nobody like Schwarber? He clearly had to get ready for his Intercontinental title match with Shinsuke Nakamura.

Yes! Thank you! As the article stated, the top three concussion-causing sports are played by girls. We need more concussions for boys!!! 

The right answer is to pay him. Front load the contract that makes him easily expendable once Rivers retires. If the Chargers believe they can win a Super Bowl with Phillip Rivers, why not spend on the best players available until he’s gone? Give Gordon a four year deal with the guaranteed money in the first two years…

Thank you for the wonderful job you’ve done at Deadspin, Megan. You will be missed by readers and staff alike. Let’s Go Oakland!