It’s $.42. If that’s going to fuck with your entire day, I suggest finding some better priorities. 

and they can be every bit as rude, while throwing in a snide “bless your heart” along with it.

they are still more likely to help someone out like this rather than scream in a thick Brooklyn accent “Where’s the fucking service?!”

> they are still more likely to help someone out like this rather than scream in a thick Brooklyn accent “Where’s the fucking service?!”

There is always an attached gas station where you can get coffee instantly. Coffee shops are for us who need coffee to taste better than just beans and water can do. 

If a quick-serve BBQ joint in an airport isn’t busy, it must be pretty damn bad.

To put it another way: I was on my way to sit in a vessel that defies gravity when I noticed the store employee was sending messages to the other side of the planet at the speed of light. What a time to be alive. 

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else 

They need to PIVOT away from video faster and harder.

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

“Man, fuck that guy”

On the most generous possible read, the NBA-China news cycle has revealed just how little players and coaches have ever considered the ethical stakes of doing business with an authoritarian state.

I am not wrong here.

I mean, LA clearly cares about NFL football. Just not necessarily about Chargers football (or the Rams necessarily either, judging from all the red at yesterdays game). But the owners don’t care who the people sitting in the stands cheer for. They paid for tickets, parking, probably a lot of beer and stuff, and their…

Darah Jessica Tarker?

the greatest grifter of our times sits in the oval office

I’ve never worked in a kitchen where music wasn’t played.

The stupid thing is Josh Gordon has been suspended numerous times for being a pot head. Antonio Brown is still playing even though it is starting to look like the accusations are probably true about him.

You mean the jackass deadspin rushed to valiantly defend against incompetent GMs, saying he just needed an organization who would let AB be AB. That aged as well as a magary chili fart casserole.

I’m pretty surprised to learn that Yang can’t go left.