This reply is burfict.

A coupon is not going to make me think better of cops after all of the bad interactions with them I have had, where they are stomping all over my rights. Community outreach? There wouldn’t need to be an outreach if they actually respected people’s rights and didn’t look at everyone like they are a piece of shit. I…

FOH doesn’t give a shit about BOH ever, as evidenced by Salty’s dumb shit take. 

Only if you assume “close” means “that’s when we stop letting new customers in”.

I was tempted to give it the benefit of the doubt because I once got a blowjob in the parking lot of the Rooster T Feathers comedy club, but then I realized Rooster T Feathers is in Sunnyvale, not Santa Clara.

Given that the G1 is all about keeping track of records to determine who gets to the final, it’s not mark-ass at all to mention the record. It is, though, entirely dumb-ass to conjure up outrage about it.