According to Fangraphs, Trout is the 12th best-rated defensive outfielder this season, making him a shoo-in for his first GG.

Mike Trout has 45.9 fWAR from 2012 to today. The next closest position player has just over 2/3 that much, Josh Donaldson with 31.0. To put that in perspective, through five years Willie Mays had 31.1, Hank Aaron had 28.4, Mickey Mantle had 29.5, Alex Rodriguez had 35.6, Barry Bonds had 31.0, Ken Griffey Jr had 28.1,…

As a man, I have a great idea.
If women would like to be heard more in the workplace, when one woman makes a point, the other women in the room should reiterate the idea and credit the initial speaker.

Don’t dress like a slut. You’re playing Baylor for Christ's sake.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Over/under on his truck being a lifted black F-250 crew cab fully tinted out with a Disturbed CD in the changer and truckballz on the tow hitch?

Often hinted at but never confirmed, there are cults west of Route 81 in Virginia that worship beast of prey that do not have teeth or beaks. In honor of such beasts, members of the cults remove all their teeth, and refer to themselves as the Gummies. Recently, the Pulaski Yankees ran a Gummy Bear promotion, which was…

The club will especially not be discussing the widespread speculation that Rutherford’s place on the roster was only the result of a cross-sport mixup with the local lacrosse team.

I don’t like to speculate, but maybe he killed some hookers.

FWIW: his Mom Julie retweeted the tweet about the hammy.

You certainly can, although it would make you a hypocrite.

Just a reminder. People didn’t die so you have to stand for the national anthem. They died so you can sit if you so choose. Even if they don’t agree with someone’s opinion, they were willing to fight for it. That’s what makes this country great. (Even though we have our moments.)

My shirt was wrinkled until my wife ironic it.

“It appears that the cat burglar was caught...by the very people who were trying to catch him.”

Drafting a kicker in the second round will put a lot of pressure on him. It’s kinda like when someone says I’m a good parent. As soon as someone says it, one of my children will destroy a priceless heirloom or tell me how much they hate me. (Or I’ll forget one of my kids at a gas station.)

...I think you might want to see a podiatrist.

Over Bloody SummerSlam Ending

Chris Jericho is the coolest guy ever. Sure, he got worked by the finish, but he was legitimately concerned about the well being of another worker. He stood up to Brock, knowing that if an actual fight broke out, he would get eaten alive. That is what a locker room leader does.

Also, Jericho fought Goldberg backstage…

I wonder if he benintendi to do that all along.