Mongolian Beef

Wow, that’s fucked up. He made a mistake, sure, but he doesn’t deserve to have his basketballs ruined.

“when Geduev lifted Burroughs into the air and was awarded points for a takedown.”

Stoops is definitely a dick.

It’s weightlifting. Obviously, it is weightlifting.

I'm not sure I would survive walking down the super g course.

“Burke with the double somersault body flop straight onto his face in round four.”

I bet I would get really fucked up on trampoline, like do one set of flips and land on the judges table.

I used to jump off the 20' high dive at the swimming pool on the air base as a kid. I did it because I was scared of heights. Pretty sure if I got up on the really high dive at the Olympics I’d approach the edge, realize I’m about to jump, have a heart attack, piss myself, and everyone would watch my lifeless corpse…

Rowing. I would just say “If this thing is so long, why don’t they call it columning??” so much that other rowers would beat me to death with their oars.

also my main fear is that if i could summon the courage to climb one of them way-up diving pads i’d get up there and when i jumped off the thing gravity would go reversal on me and i’d float out into space instead of down into the pool. doesn’t matter. die in the pool or out in space. it’s fine.

Why are they worried about the middle of the ocean? I’d be more worried about windsurfing off the edge of the earth.

I think I'd die of embarrassment if I participated in Rhythmic Gymnastics.

I tweeted this question and the most common answers seemed to be logical ones like luge and vault and horse sports and ski jump. But shoutout to the creative answers, like the guy who said he’d accidentally windsurf off in to the middle of the ocean.

I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

A triple-triple sounds like Prince Fielder’s order when they send for burgers

Bolt is simply the greatest Olympian ever.

Sorry that you don’t enjoy fun and that you have a very thin skin when it comes to your alma mater being bad at football.

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.