I’m just worried that Greg Oden is training her in how to look middle-aged as a teenager.

In my barrio, this is handball. Orale.

I find this is pretty true in life. Being able to admit you messed up will typically help you mend fences with anyone and get things right. Work or personal life.

Too soon?

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.

TBH, most baby boomers are super proud of their ignorance.

This is all you need to know about Ed Werder. That he misspelled “even” is just icing on the cake.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

Pretty funny people are responding to you saying they are an exception to your general claim of stupidity.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

This is a terrible story.

At least he got to see his son win a ring this year. Every father’s dream.

You’re stupid

He seems like the kind of guy who would be cool with it if people referred to his wife by her maiden name, right?

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Umpire injury truther: you can’t be hit by a foul tip. This is a foul ball.

Analytical minded GMs:

Oh, yeah, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence this person’s name, “Elena Cresci”, is an anagram of “Clean Cersei”. SURE.

He never wrote me back so fuck him.

Polls are often about wording more than the demographics of respondents.