Steph Curry: The only guy whose pull-up foot-on-the-line during a 3-on-1 break is not a “NO NO NO NO NO YES” shot.

If you don't know, now you know, I guess.

RIP headphone users at 00:13 of the video.

Odor: “Hey, man. How’d the date go last night?”

I have Cubs playoff nightmares that are older than every Cubs player except David Ross.

Now that he is in Canada, they are all blaming Tulo’s surgically repaired Tragically Hip.

Bryce is 23 years old

Reporter: Would you say you and your babies have a love-eight relationship?

Reporter: “Would you say you’re on cloud nine?”
Husband/Wife: “We’re on cloud nine!”

It’s highly correlated with people that need to email into a website to complain.

“public vomit mishaps and poop jokes. That’s your bread and butter.”

I’ll forever respect Kobe for his philosophy of “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take...And probably like 75% of the ones you take. Take more shots. Take all the shots...fuck Shaq.”

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

I’m feeling “Lions back up.” Then Stafford goes down in the 3rd againt, lets say Miami and he plays well enough so people say “You know if he can stay healthy...” Then he throws 12 picks against Chicago and there are threats on his life.

Can’t believe I’m saying this, but good move by the Browns to put themselves in a position to draft 3 quarterbacks in the next 2 years

20 bucks says somehow, before his career is over, Bradford will be on the Browns at some point.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Its a soap opera set in Dungeons & Dragons.

this post is about the book not the show