I used to check for compliance with the ADA. Playgrounds are obviously easier but right of way and public sidewalk isn’t as bad as you might imagine. It’s mostly about not letting people get smashed by cars because they either can’t get up the crosswalk or because they don’t know one is coming. As long as the route…

Yeah except he’s right though?

I very distinctly remember him writing in an article (perhaps even for Page 2) that if was still only writing in ten years to kill him. He always saw it as a means to an end. I just don’t think anyone else saw that because it was his best talent. Granted he’s done a lot more than “just” write since then, but I don’t…

Your inability to understand this rule is astonishing.

Saying they bought this is an absolutely bananaland statement.

I know that right now all we care about is player safety (especially long term), but Jahvid Best is like 15 feet in the air in that video. That’s bonkers-level athleticism.

If I could sum up Mike Trout, it would probably be, “Best Player Alive [Non Bonds Category] But Also Underrated.”

Did you watch the video? Because that's not how you throw a football.

It's one banana, Michael. What can it cost, ten dollars?

We also played the hyper violent version in my wrestling practices until a parent complained.

This guy seems real dumb if he fell for the ol hot chick with zero mutual friends Facebook trick.

Yeah I feel like you’d get a lot more games hurting someone like Curry who doesn’t draw a lot of contact. He shoots jumpers and his layups always seem to be parallel with the basket, almost like hook shots. There’s no way you could argue that you played your position and he got hurt.

I’m the same age as Felix so I’ve always loved him because I felt like I could do awesome stuff as a 19 year old (I did nothing). I remember showing my dad the results of his first game in the majors against the Royals (maybe?) in the newspaper sports section the next day and making a joke about exceeding…

Is there a joke/reference I’m missing because Colby Rasmus absolutely did not lead the league.

Isn’t fun generally accepted as an adjective now? I hate funnest, but I thought I heard that Webster Dictionary or some similar book accepted it out of fatigue from fighting against it for years.

I saw last night’s headline and just assumed the Warriors lost because I don’t care. But holy shit the comments on that article are pure gold.

I haven’t seen the movie yet but in real life didn’t he have maggots clean his wounds up?

I can’t even think of a Leo interview. All he wants to do is bang supermodels and act.

Can you imagine Facebook?

Phrasing?