A triple-triple sounds like Prince Fielder’s order when they send for burgers

Bolt is simply the greatest Olympian ever.

Sorry that you don’t enjoy fun and that you have a very thin skin when it comes to your alma mater being bad at football.

‘I have to go. But if I find one single dog hair in the Bat-cave when I get back, I’ll rub...sand...in your dead little eyes.’

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

More like Chad ‘Not Even’ Le Clos.

I’m just worried that Greg Oden is training her in how to look middle-aged as a teenager.

“Stranger Things is filmed in front of a l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶d̶i̶o̶ ̶a̶u̶d̶i̶e̶n̶c̶e̶ terrifying dimensional fissure.”

In my barrio, this is handball. Orale.

I appreciate the well reasoned, extended metaphor, but all I got out of it was a strong hankering for cookies.

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.

I find this is pretty true in life. Being able to admit you messed up will typically help you mend fences with anyone and get things right. Work or personal life.

2. How strange for the French (or really any EU country) to side with the US over their own countrymen.

While it’s full of vaguely infuriating things about Leto—like how he would cheat on his veganism if someone’s mom offered him a homemade cookie and he didn’t want to be rude

When Trump is president he will eliminate global warming just as Reagan eliminated the energy crisis in 1980.

You wouldn’t actually write the Arrrrgh. That being said, watch out for fuzzy little bunnies.

Because someone was looking at my 4th grade notebook doodles, and realized they were motherfucking awesome?

Well, we do know that he didn’t have a dick, at least.

Too soon?

Well that’s going to be good for basketball, in the same way that knowing Bruce Willis is actually dead makes watching the Sixth Sense more enjoyable.