I don’t have any theories about this flick’s performance other than to say this:

TBH, most baby boomers are super proud of their ignorance.

This is all you need to know about Ed Werder. That he misspelled “even” is just icing on the cake.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

Like Psych GIFs, this will never fail to get a star from me. It’s absolutely delightful.

Not sure what the big deal is. I’ve been catching Emma asleep for nearly a year now.

A funny prank is to wake a sleeping fish by dousing it with a bucket of cold air.

Pretty funny people are responding to you saying they are an exception to your general claim of stupidity.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

This is a terrible story.

Hands down THE best score this show (or any show for that matter) has ever mustered. The first 20 minutes were like a god damned silent movie, with that perfect piano/cello score.

Well, if they got the DC Metro right, 1/3rd of the film would be people going up and down escalators. Especially if any of it took place in DuPont Circle

At least he got to see his son win a ring this year. Every father’s dream.

You’re stupid

Indubitably

He seems like the kind of guy who would be cool with it if people referred to his wife by her maiden name, right?

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

He’s mastered the art of sleeping while eating cod, which gives him a solid 8 hours of sleep each day.