I hope she thought of you when he was getting blown later.

Oh sure, let’s all blame the D-FENS

This is unacceptable by Carolina. Trash-talk is fine, but once the baseball bats are introduced it becomes a blatant act of WAR.

Not to excuse him at all, but they really should have anticipated this as a possibility and had the winner’s name printed front and center in large type so that it was completely unambiguous.

Isn't there an NFL rule that any violence against Cortland Finnegan is allowed? If not, there should be.

only 6 people in the theater?! i really thought at the very least there’d be be 8

Your answer is informative, helpful, and non-judgmental. I hate it and I hate you, too.

By this logic Odell Beckham is presumably a figment of our imagination.

Printing emails grinds my gears.

The “introductory text message” is only slightly better than the, “Hey, give me a call back” voicemail. Only because those phone calls ALWAYS result in you calling the person back and them pulling some crap like, “Oh, yeah, I was wondering if you had your old blue prints and zoning permits for your house.” So now you…

“It certainly was murder.”

Don’t be an idiot.

This is bullshit. No one was getting on Brett Favre’s case when he was a KGB supporter while in Green Bay.

Cons: Decision making

I am greatly opposed to same team celebrations.

Since then he kinda developed a speech impediment.

It’s Mississippi, they may have miscounted what floor he was on.

Hinkie, man. Go back to work.

Originally read it as “cuckolding a Syrian refugee”, which is also something I’m sure JJW would be into

He obviously broke it saying the pledge of allegiance or perhaps coldcocking a Syrian refugee because he’s the Marine Todd of football.