“Communication. I don't really get it, don't really get into it, but all the other successful marriages and families seem to do it, so I guess ya gotta do it. See you next week, guys."

Why don’t we have a 5-point shot? A 7-point shot?

Gregg Popovich is the best current coach in the NBA.

That's one motivated Mastiff. My Danes would take one look at that course, take a couple monster dumps, then go back to sleep.

Sage Northcutt: I’m always happy!!

Sage Northcutt sounds like a brand of bacon or chewing tobacco.

Brady is going to side with Trump, since that towel-head Cam Newton is a huge threat to Brady winning another Super Bowl.

Track prides itself on nice manners.

Some thought the money would go to his head, but he’s still humble enough to be repping his Junior High.

How many thinkpieces would there be if, say, Jameis Winston took a trophy that way?

Man, Jimbo’s lucky he didn’t take that job. The fans on #FSUTwitter would have skipped their classes at ITT Tech and given him so much shit.

“Which is true? The thing we saw, or the granular, artificially enhanced, retroactive display of what actually happened? And in a football game, what defines what’s true, if not the the necessarily limited and subjective knowledge of the officials who are specifically awarded the power to interpret observed actions…

Guess you had to be there

In the inevitable remake of the Warriors, bottle fingers will be played by Aaron Paul, but the role really should go to Lars Ulrich.

Those two girls just standing there also look like they could play on the Eagles o-line.

Wants to play soccer with kids. Misses that. “If I can get to that then we can talk about golf.”

Their twitter account reads like Nihilist Arby’s

Pictured: Kobe Bryant reads scoreboard, sees that he has attempted 18 field goals in the first half

This isn’t the NBA, there are rules.