yo mama was supposed to be there but even that gap wasn’t enough to put her in

This is and will forever be my favorite sideline reporter fuck up.

Where did you get that dress, it’s awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!

Jesus, the way that video was edited I thought it was going to jump back a third time to her dead corpse in some weirdo’s basement.

Considering a computer generated these images, yes.

Pfffft. The Stick of Truth looked exactly like an episode of South Park without any fancy shader manipulation.

Given his troubles in the playoffs, the Titans and Browns would be perfect for him.

“It’s being dumb to make a point” was the thesis of the entire article. The article you just commented on. Did you read the article?

I would like to know more.

I saw this movie on a first date. I loved the movie, did not get a second date.

I mean, if he were speaking of multiple commanders of the USArmy JAG Corps, which commanders hold the rank of Lieutenant (3-Star) General, then he would be correct to speak of “a bunch of attorney generals”.

“Me and the AP Stylebook.”

Wait a sec, I thought Deadspin used Greg as its style guide?

That it’s taken this long for the Rams to make the switch from Nick Foles, who has led St. Louis to league-worst marks in just about every passing metric, is more a testament to the fact that Plan B isn’t very attractive either. But at 4-5, they aren’t out of things yet, so why not put up a Hail Mary and hand things…

WATT: Our goal was to come out here and make the “Red Rifle” look like a Red Ryder BB gun.
SALTERS: (laughs) wow!
WATT: We wanted to make the “Bengals” look like housecats.
SALTERS: R-right, ok
WATT: The plan was to make “Pacman” look like Pong.
SALTERS: (quietly) That’s enough, JJ.
WATT: We gameplanned to “flatten” Jeremy…

Surely you’re aware that “not being nice enough” is not the problem with Greg Hardy…

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

J.J. Watt would definitely be pulling you over for going 58 in a 55 had this football thing not worked out

Stanton’s just happy that he’s getting an extra Capri Sun on account of his team winning the game.

Any QB who can go 8 - 1 with that schedule is incredible.