Meanwhile, nobody talks about his slightly shorter brother, Kilometers.

Because the NFL can’t clearly rationalize and explain the decisions that they make?

Except Clemson used the name first...

Brian McCann arrested on suspicion of double homicide

I ever tell you about the time I found 20 dollars? It’s a great story.

This is the guy that used to write for Deadspin, right?

Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

“People forget that”

I haven't seen a Longhorn that confused about what to do since Vince Young took the Wonderlic.

SLADE: Hello, my name is Slade and I’m an alcoholic.

After some down time he’ll return and make everyone call him Malik Democratic Republic Of The Congo

College kids are wholly unprepared for the real world? You don’t say!

Act like you’ve been there before, Rabbit.

The only people who knew Cardale Jones was starting were Urban Meyer and Bill Belichick.

Troy Aikman Didn’t Know He Was A Starting NFL Quarterback Until He Was Reminded By Joe Buck

This is no way to emulate Ohio State’s dotting of the eye.

And to think you fuckers told us that spin was dead...

I’d be willing to bet that the bro isn’t even blind.

Bold statement.