“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

Gears of War 4 confirmed.

He seriously looks like a cartoon character.

Why is he wearing his Laker Uniform to an Elite Eight Game?

Was at an alumni viewing party in Chicago. Never seen so many old ass people chug beers like they were 20 again. Go Green!

I always wondered what happened to Braylon Edwards' dog.

It's over. Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck was all 64 seeds, and he swept it.

Calling Goodell "The NFL's Barney Fife" is some fantastic Baby Boomer smack.

Really? That's interesting. I think Izzo's pretty likable at least, guy's got a sense of humor Coach K lacks. The "Don't pick against Tom in March!" media shit is obnoxious each year, especially when you know the team will be out by the end of the weekend like this year.

Oblivious Fan: [Looks at her friend's Team Stream app]

Yesterday, the team traded Nick Foles away for Sam Bradford, and Kelly might have overpaid a bit with the inclusion of a 2016 second-round pick, but apparently the quarterback who hasn't played a full season since 2012 is a hot commodity.

Rumor has it the Packers released A.J. Hawk to avoid a similar suit from the producers of Mask.

Ironically his Lisfranc injury came from stepping on this.

I feel like Chip Kelly is about to drop a bomb and say that that Santa Claus that was assaulted so many years ago by Philly fans, was actually his father, and this is his sweet, sweet revenge

They're still mad about WWII is the issue.

The dog, post Clowney-bite.

Ned Yost can go fuck himself. Bees are little shitheads and they can all fucking die for all I care. Did I ever tell you about the time one of the fuckers stung me in the dick? There I was, minding my own business, fucking a beehive in a Target parking lot, when

Fuck Eric Striker. He's a linebacker on a D-I football team. What does he know about the plight of people who have to pay someone to be their friend?

Remember, everything done in the dark comes to light.

Your theory sounds preposterous, but he DOES weigh the same as a duck.