I can't imagine a human who A - neatly trims his beard and B - has a mullet.

There's something very Wachowski about Neil in terms of trying catch lightning in a bottle with the same style of premise over and over with diminishing returns and more off-kilter touches that appeal to few. I'm worried we've already seen the best he can offer.

They wouldn't have had to name him later if they'd gotten it right the first time.

Rex Ryan was particularly excited about the trade, as he likes what McCoy can do with his feet.

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

I see white and gold. I can see blue if we're talking about light blue. I see no black on the dress.

I apologize to loyal Deadspin readers that a liar posted this blog on my watch.

Hi Greg, just want to pop in to say you are dead fucking wrong about this. God bless.

That black llama juking that dude out of his shoes could be on an And1 Mixtape

My favorite installment of "People from the South Learning About the Cold" was the story of William Henry Harrison.

DRose slips on said water, tears tendon.

Every Rose has its torn...meniscus

though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

Obviously took advantage of dirt cheap air fares from Philly.

But it's part of his job. I cannot skip parts of my job.

The NFL Player Interview lives somewhere between Oil Company Press Release and LinkedIn Endorsement From One's Own Mom on the spectrum of honest, interesting information.

I'm sure this will Qwell all the drama.

No, even in theory it still sounds stupid.

What the hell kind of poop water is solid goddamn black like that? Not any poop water I've ever seen!

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.