I'd suggest he enter a 12-step program, but he's already shown he's hopeless when it comes to going through progressions.

Yeah, In fantasy I set my lineups while high and watch the games while drunk.

[a man, not unlike you and I, sees that he has once again finished 2nd in fantasy football]

I bet his cousin is jealous...

Being the kicker I would've thought he'd be thrilled to get his dick touched.

Of course the Niners are stupid, Drew. It takes a special kind of stupid to let seven eat you.

The texts he posted were not, umm, ambiguous?

except for the people at the new yorker i really like them.

Oh man, that Ego guy is gonna have a pretty bad bruise. Can anybody think of a snappy line for this?

Three sob emoji feels like the proper reaction to this particular boner.

He later added "...on offense or defense."

Are we sure number 5 isn't Buster's feeble attempt at an alias?

So, would it be fair to say that this article has helped Darren Rovell's brand?

I know they look funny now, but who's going to be laughing in 3 weeks when these guys are the only players left that haven't been forced into early retirement after catching Autism? These guys, that's who.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

Jeff Fisher: "Not that impressive."

Big deal. Texas Western won the NCAA championship playing 3/5 against 5.

#PriestMode

Breesus Christ, King of the Drews.

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