You really underestimate how much white people love dogs by leaving Michael Vick off that most hated list.

uh

We're not going to run a photo of her, but we can confirm she exists.

Did he give the obligatory thumbs up to indicate to the crowd that he's okay?

Typical Cam Newton. If it wasn't "I" 277 it would've been "ME" 277.

How many times was he shot?

I just came twice!

1. Aaron Rogers.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

I sincerely hope he's ok.

That before he dated Ali, he dated a girl named Madison Bumgarner ("No relation, I'm sure of it").

"Things did not work out so well for the dude in the Colin Kaepernick jersey."

Mike Jones, I need to speak with you immediately regarding some very important information in your possession.

You learn something every day, even in the comments of a post about man-to-animal combat.

Murray better not sleep with his wife again or Clay'll laugh about it on the internet even more!

Pizza Hut needs to learn what Domino's has learned: It's not about convincing people to eat your shitty pizza; it's about making it so easy to order your shitty pizza that it can be bought and paid for before you even realize what happened.

Why isn't a chicken all dark meat?

Richard Sherman saying "Geez Louise!"

I, for one, am shocked BlumpkinLabiaMania was unable to place that quote into context.

Context my man. MLK said, "Riots are the voice of the unheard." Personally, I don't believe he was advocating riots. It's more of a statement of fact. When you see rioting, it is the bi-product of dysfunction, and we need to look for the reasons why. But what the fuck do I know.