Police who arrived on the scene described it as a "riot"

See? A man professing his love for another man IS a distraction. QED.

He forgot how to physics.

Next on Sports Science...

[screen goes black, muffled screams are heard, suddenly Curt Schilling and Carl Everett appear riding animatronic dinosaurs]

I think we have evidence of that already. It was done from about 800BC through 400AD and gave us what we call the Bible.

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

Nope, John Kruk is what we're looking for. John Kruk.

She'll be okay. It's all downhill from here.

I was in my frat house, I had just gotten home to discover everyone piled into one guy's room staring at the TV. It was SportsCenter, which was pretty much showing the brawl on loop. I think we watched it over and over again for about four hours.

And now everyone is going in on RG3. Steve Young is going in... A radio station listener who won a contest to write for the local CBS station (this is something that happened) is going in... Fucking Pat White is going in!

Because the theory of evolution is one of the most important theories to come from the scientific method and should be taught in schools so that kids understand how to formulate and test observations and ideas. Intelligent Design has attempted to claim the deductive powers of science, while being based on faith; faith…

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

So, you're saying he was acting as a dekoy?

Commenter Who Is Ripping Off Funnier Commenters Comments And Continues To Beat The Hell Out Of A Dead Horse Upset That Tosh Supposedly Rips Off Other Peoples Content And Is Upset About ESPN Ripping Off His Content

The only open three that's ever been associated with Anthony Davis is when he got stood up for his high school prom.

Uhm...is there legal precedent to get @ELNEIGHBORADOR and @SonBateman arrested or something? Because...holy shit. Fuck those guys.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

I don't have any problem with Creationists. If you choose to believe the Bible instead of evidence gathered through the rigorous application of the scientific method, go for it, and I do not mean that in a demeaning way whatsoever. Hell, I convince myself every August that the Redskins have a realistic shot of winning…

No grade? What, do you expect me to read and interpret your words like a sentient human being? You fucking monster.