Very smooth but for the initial paws at the beginning.

The dog looked confused at best, and scared at worst. It was fine, though.

It was a long way down from the woof of that stadium.

I actually feel bad for the newspaper in all this. They're stuck in a catch-22. If they publish the article with the picture, they get cries out outrage and have their ethics questioned; however, if they publish it without any pictures, then their fan base would have no idea what the article was about.

"You soft motherfucker. Bitch ass nigga."

I feel like the Hold was invented solely so that middle relievers could contribute stats to fantasy baseball lineups.

This post made my hard drive crash. It went straight through my computer desk.

This is the first documented case of an old person moving from Tampa Bay to Chicago.

Does the white guy call himself a "cock?"

no spaceghost, what a fucking joke

To make matters worse, Tony Romo was just replaced by a guy who was traded for Kevin Brown over a decade ago.

Since they outlawed Madison Bumgarner, the UK has had ZERO Bumgarner related strikeouts.

Typical libtard. He's only a tool, just like a car. Outlawing him will just empower criminals because CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS. We need more good guys with Madison Bumgarner.

"included waterboarding and forcing younger players to grab teammates' genitals."

What's weird is that this is actually a 45-second looping gif.

You guys have a reliable starting quarterback? Be a lot cooler if you did....

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.

Carroll then pointed out the Rams' long-standing relationship with the military-industrial complex.

Paul Rudd's mom seems like a pretty cool woman. She actually sounds a lot like my mom, only I don't think Paul Rudd's mom fucked any of my high school friends.