Step away from the Furious movies and you’ll see that Dwayne Johnson is 270 pounds of charisma.

I’m not quite living!

I hate this post almost as much as I hate sand. It is coarse and rough and it gets everywhere.

It means bad, like ass, and not the good bad, like badass.

I don’t know what it is about the show but I have a real hard time watching an entire episode in one sitting. I was pumped for it, too. Everything and everyone has been underwhelming - except for the rad as fuck fight scenes.

The only two sites I read on Gawker (other than cross posts) are i09 and deadspin.

Letterman’s show has always had better premises than payoffs. He’s the best interviewer, and he’s probably the funniest interviewee away from the show, but his monologue is the worst of anyone on now. And that “comedy we were going to do tomorrow” could have been gold, but it wasn’t. People laughed because it was…

See, I never saw Hugo so I have no issue with him. Also, I hate to break it to you, but that’s how kids look these days.

Agreed.

Nah, that’s just because everyone is using his Enders Game picture. I saw a picture of him yesterday where he looks exactly like what Andrew Garfield was trying to look like.

Not to mention Miles Morales is like 14 and Donald Glover is 31.

Have you ever read Deadspin before tonight?

I think the scene should have been reworked. Somebody had to have seen that before it was finished and thought, “Wait...is she a monster because she’s sterile?”

You’re right. I couldn’t remember what she said. I just remember that it was bad enough to get all the wheels turning.

Right but they don’t know what’s in the box (I can’t remember what they called it). It could have been a threat to the city. Had they not intervened, Ultron’s full personality gets uploaded into Vision and that’s not good for anybody. Even if it wasn’t a superrobot, if it’s a bomb, they have to take that chance there…

The difference is in the Cap scene, Ultron is escaping to unknown whereabouts. And sure, they don’t know what’s in the box, but they know Ultron wanted it and that he brainwashed the doctor to make it work. So they know it’s obviously important. I don’t fault him for engaging there, though I am admittedly an unabashed…

There’s literally nothing scarier to me than being dropped in to water with a giant carnivorous dinosaur swimming around.

Hold on there little fella. They also directed some episodes of Arrested Development. ...Probably the really action packed ones???

Hey honey look I’ve got a jet pack! Ahhh DEAD. What an IDIOT!

It’s not just a theme, it’s actual character background. If Mr. J had tattoos, Harley would go get similar tattoos. So he certainly has the tattoos, it’s just a matter of whether you’ll be able to see them or not. IE hopefully they removed that ‘damaged’ tattoo (or at least came up with an explanation like it was…