I SEE YOUR BROOKS AND I RAISE YOU ASICS GEL NOOSAS. Seriously, I love crazy looking running shoes. The more ridiculous the better I say.

I love neon running shoes.

She’s trying to change weed’s image with her Beverly Hills Cannabis Club, which sells “designer” pot targeted to women that runs for $700 an ounce and comes wrapped in gold foil. To go with it, she’s created a range of $15,000 pavé diamond vaporizers (“why not make it a luxury fashion accessory?”), plus she’s got a…

rich people: making things not chill since 10,000BC

This is me every time I eat ice cream anyway so I’m right there with you.

Just noting that so far as product recalls go, Blue Bell’s been setting the standard - they apologized, took (multiple) action(s), and apologized again.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

Also in Blondes and Procreation

i actually believe the right way to spell ‘Liza Minelli’ is ‘Lucille 2’

I may be biased, because I have a Chihuahua and Maine Coon who love each other!

THIS IS ALSO WHERE I TAKE MY DOG TO DOGGIE DAYCARE. Sorry, I may have been overly enthusiastic about that. But yes, I’ve been hoping someone will adopt Ari forever! Thanks for sharing her adorable face. Wish I could take her myself, but I live in an apartment and 3 animals is already pushing it. :/ Best of luck, Ari!

I'm doing absolutely fuck all because sloth.

i use this gif at certain commenters but it means nothing to cersei.

A just and gracious God would wait until the entire run of Game of Thrones is finished.

future headline:

Disagree. A lot of babies look like Winston Churchill. This is a damn cute baby.

It took me two to three years to get a senior feral cat to trust me and when he got seriously injured in a fight he came to my house and called for me. Took him to the vet and had to keep him inside to heal but after he healed he decided to stay with me. I guess he decided my family was his new pack of cats. He is…

My grandfather owned a farm in Mexico. He NEVER killed his dogs. One of his dogs had a terminal disease once and the vet said it was useless and my grandma kept it at home and took care of it until it died. #notallmexicanranchers

it’s disturbing to see people who are unable to be outraged by more than one thing.

No one should be mercilessly murdering anyone or anything based on the fact that they aren’t gaining any capital from them. A lack of empathy for living creatures is what’s disgusting. There’s nothing normal about the way this woman killed that cat or the way your father handled his animals. It’s inhumane, sociopathic…