Really? Cause I’ve seen at least as many people making fun of white peoples’ names as black peoples’. Like, a (white) friend-of-a-friend just named her daughter Minxi, and you’d better believe we laughed about that for a long time. I think everyone thought “Apple” was pretty dumb, too.

Idk, I have (pale) olive skin and really dark, curly hair, and my sister has almost pink skin and blondish hair. And we’re white, so I kind of figured they both were too. Although after reading articles and comments from people who were picturing a latina or at least less obviously why actress for Katniss, I can see…

Ok so the first guy I had sex with was pretty skinny (we were 19 so he could eat everything ever and not gain weight so I hated him for it a lil). The next day, I had the hugest, ugliest bruises on the insides of my thighs. From his fucking hipbones. Also OW.

Was your dad my dad? Cause mine made me a whole pot (small pot, but still) of coffee every day before 7th grade. Also did the masking tape and wax paper thing.

Omg that’s so stupid. My mom was the weird “lunch fascist” mom who packed me a piece of fruit and a thermos of skim milk with my lunch every day, while everyone else ate lunchables (which were verboten in my house). And even SHE packed me a cookie most days.

My asshole friend who HAAAATES Sansa was so fucking smug about that. He’s all “Are you SUUUURE Sansa’s not an idiot for trusting Littlefinger? Still think she made the right choice?!?!?” Ugh.

Nobody ended up together in Angel. But I guess he did do it a tiny bit with the Gunn/Fred/Wesley love triangle. Echo in Dollhouse ended up man free, though, IIRC.

I did the next day. But at the time? Nah. P. sure mine broke on a bike seat or something.

Pendejo. That’s supposed to say pendejo. Dammit autocorrect.

Tbh, I’m pretty sure Lindsay knows that doesn’t mean “You’re Beautiful”, and she’s just trolling.

GIMME IT

I’m awful at parallel parking and have never played chess in my life.

My fave will always be “Grizz’s fiance, Feyonce”

THEY ALIVE, DAMMIT

a) i’ve said many times that i would watch the hell out of a hound/arya buddy cop comedy and i would do the same for tyrion/varys

Dude, people in Austin (city) LOVE animals. Went for a walk around the lake today, and the trail was full of happy dogs getting some sun. It was great.

Eh. In my experience, “your average Muslim teenager” dresses the same way as your average Christian teenager. Only 3 of the Muslim girls I knew in high school wear the hijab, and one of them only started doing so as an adult. The rest of them dressed like me.

I’ve had a couple people tell me I look like “the girl from the Mummy” (Rachel Weisz).

I still spend too much, mostly on food. But in my defense, cooking takes time and I’m a full-time physics student and I tutor 20 hours a week, so I usually pick up an $8 salad for dinner instead of cooking something cheap and healthy. Also coffee. A lot of my money goes to coffee.

Oysters are snot wads. Not sorry.