Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

Your point of view might be more ethical than mine but I still disagree. For example, what about when a conservative politician supporting homophobic laws gets caught with a Grindr account and his name is Randy Boehning? I don’t want to live in a world where that’s not considered funny.

While it’s true that having sex turns young women into indecisive, thoughtless, cold-hearted liars, they got it totally wrong on “versatile.” Post-virginity-loss, I’m practically a human Swiss Army knife! #TheMoreYouHo

sup ladies, i got that dadbod at age 29, how you doin

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

“She was going to be killed by this guy some day, somehow. She didn’t have to die that night.”

Wait, I’ve got it!

Just taking a noun and adding shaming after it does not make “[noun] shaming” a thing.

My sweet wonderful boyfriend must have at some point picked up that girls want to be complimented on their makeup job too, so he would say things like “ohh I like the way you did your eyeliner.” I was so happy, finally a guy who appreciates the talent that goes into painting my face! Then at one point he let it slip…

I count calories and you don’t have to be rude about it. Maybe you don’t need to worry about calories, but I’m short and I get fat very quickly if I’m just eating random handfuls of food and hoping I burn off the excess. BTW a handful of nuts has an insane amount of calories. I eat raw almonds and nut butters but I…

It’s hard for me to watch American Idol because there’s a waterbug on my channel changer.

It’s so annoying that I can’t enjoy articles like this because, like, I always seem to know what Harvard researchers are going to prove before they prove it :/ bummer.

Crazy Ira and the Douche.

Angel and Spike.

I think you’re reaching, and more likely, don’t live in, and don’t like, the south. Yes elements of the privileged and powerful in the south wear Lilly but....

He’s practicing for later he comes back from the dead and helps his family burn King’s Landing.

“Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about, please.”

YOU’RE JEAN VAAAALJEAAANNNN!!!

Is it body-shaming (face-shaming?) if I say that his face utterly and completely creeps me out? I mean, Cheney looks like a cartoon villein and Santorum looks like an adult youth counselor and Rand Paul looks like a clown wig mated with a third-tier infomercial actor, but Cruz just creeps me right the fuck out.

i’m also a huge fan of the Les Mis soundtrack and now having an existential crisis.