Last year I was sitting in my apartment surfing Facebook and I see a picture of a bunch of old floormates of mine standing in front of the dorm I'd moved out of only 4 months before with Matthew McConaughey (probably UT's most famous alum, in Austin promoting maybe Dallas Buyers Club? Don't remember). Apparently he…

TARA!
TARAAAA!
(also warren)

I know her stepsister (married to my mom's cousin). And her dad has come to family things before. He's nice, but really conservative.

OH MY GOD pls rick perry pls run it would be hilarious.

I love, love, love my aunt very much, but she's the worst bout this. Her daughter is gay, and she still loves and accepts her, and is even letting her girlfriend live with them for a while. But she still is totally opposed to gay marriage.

Right? Houston has an openly lesbian mayor! How "bubble" is that?

True. Saying Mike Huckabee is a racist, sexist moron who wants to send the country back to 1950 is FAR different than, say, threatening to cut off his head and mail it to his mother. The man's awful, but we still don't want to hurt him.

Same, and I WISH I could take female professors. I'm at a huge research university, so you'd think it'd be easy. I think there are only 5 women (out of 57 professors) in the entire physics department. And not even one of them has taught a class in the last year.

I would be so much more excited about this if it was an original concept but still starring the same people because I love all of them esp. Kate she is a national treasure.

S.A.M.E.

tried baking soda, doesn't do anything for me.

Yeah, correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the main problem with "colored" that it reminds people of pre-Civil-Rights-era racism? Because I could forgive BC for not knowing too much about that, seeing as he's a right white guy from not-America (although I'll admit that I don't know much about the history of racism in…

A lot of people I know (particularly older relatives, who know almost no POC) straight up don't know there's a difference between "colored" and "people of color". They do sound similar.

Between this and her speech on fast food workers from her pay-per-view channel, I think every time she has to speak in public she tosses back a handful of Xanax and is all "let's do this".

Some of it works. I take vinegar for really bad heartburn.

Right? Being a dumb jerk to someone when you're 11 =/= abuse.

They are so precious.

I've never met her, but her dad comes to family things sometimes. He's nice. Super-duper conservative, though. So he fits in with the rest of the fam.

My mom's cousin is married to Janeane Garofalo's step-sister. This has been my contribution.

That's awesome! And the flexibility happens pretty fast, especially if you warm up right first. I could barely reach halfway down my shins for the longest time. As soon as I started stretching every day I was basically Gaga-level within the month.