Really? Thought it would have been longer.

To be fair, my mom is pro-every-vaccination-there-has-ever-been, and kept me up-to-date on all my shots and I STILL got chicken pox. They're not perfect.

OMG YES. I can't with all these women who are "so excited" to move to the middle of some corn field in Iowa to hang out with what's-his-face's geriatric friends.

I feel really sorry for anyone self-hating enough to walk around screaming about how other people like them are abominable sinners and are going to hell or w/e.

Or you will be Stephen Colbert.

Slightly OT: my good friend won a Rhodes Scholarship, and is going to Oxford this fall. I'm a mix of super proud and not surprised at all.

I love Rogen so much.

Right. Sometimes, it's a necessary evil. Combat is supposed to be difficult and stressful, and a big part of that is that good people feel remorse for hurting others. Even if they have to do it.

Exactly. All the hero worship of Chris Kyle is really uncomfortable. He had a difficult job that most people wouldn't want to do, and made other people feel safer when he was around. And helped soldiers with PTSD when he got home. That's all good. He also had literally zero qualms about shooting any male between age…

HEY.

There are smart, openminded people everywhere. It's not surprising at all.

Smegma.

Me too! I mean, I was suffocating on my own poop. Apparently was covered in green baby poop on my way out. The miracle of life.

I thought he was really good as Kit, though. (Hot, troubled adult man)

I got bored and quit with 2 episodes left. And I made it through Coven.

Amazing how some people show absolutely no empathy to another human being in pain unless they can mentally "photoshop" her out and stick in a woman they actually give a shit about.

Amazing how some people show absolutely no empathy to another human being in pain unless they can mentally "photoshop" her out and stick in a woman they actually give a shit about.

Naturally thick, curly hair + weather = clown wig. It is known. Especially when it's chin-to- shoulder length. Shorter, and you can mousse it into submission. Longer and the sheer amount of hair weighs it down (somewhat). But my hair is not compatible with greek lyfe, I guess.

I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT THE FIRST TIME.

I had a roommate who, every time she baked or cleaned or did any domestic activity, she'd take a picture of it, put it on instagram/facebook, and caption it "Wife me!". Completely unironically.