Everything I've ever heard her say deserves some serious side-eye.

At my school, full time is 12 hours. And depending on your major (science & engineering mostly). that could be up to 30 hours of homework/study per week.

GIMME IT

I don't think you have to squint to think dude's not a teenager.

Yes.

I KNOW! Those are really the two things that shouldn't be up for debate at all. If a fetus is part of a woman's body, and can't survive outside her body, she decides whether to give birth. Because, if nothing else, we're supposed to be able to control what happens to our bodies.

Nope, that jumped out at me too.

But you can bet the republicans are making a mad dash for their clutching-pearls.

EW EW EW EW EWWWW OH MY GOD.

Ugh. just had surgery to lift an eyelid (it was droopy after infection). v painful. v ugly. v did not work and i still look like quasimodo. :/

I used to have really heavy, terrible ones from the time I started at 13 til I was about 18. Cramps and backaches like crazy, plus random huge gushes that would basically ruin all my shit. Made even worst by the fact that the year before I started my period, I was in an accident and had an injury that caused a shit…

I used to have really heavy, terrible ones from the time I started at 13 til I was about 18. Cramps and backaches like crazy, plus random huge gushes that would basically ruin all my shit. Made even worst by the fact that the year before I started my period, I was in an accident and had an injury that caused a shit…

I'm not sure if there's a standard "good at sex".

I don't know, I have a hard time getting outraged over them. Adults think they're inappropriate, but little girls don't know what porn is (ideally). They're interested in the glittery clothes and long hair, and they probably don't think "I want to dress like that!" or "Why isn't my head four times the circumference of…

But also it's the only thing that makes me feel okay when I have a bad hangover (like, can't keep water down and am hideously dehydrated because of it).

Doctor told my grandpa to go home and drink gatorade for his "bad heartburn". Turns out it was actually a heart attack and he died. But that guy was technically a doctor.

I really don't get people who use exercise to punish themselves. Pretty much the only exercise I can consistently do are the fun ones. Dancing, skating, climbing, etc. Distance running is on and off, cause I don't hate it, and it can be relaxing, but it's hardly a "party".

God, same! I really didn't like her when she started, but she's been so consistently amazing the last year or so.

This. I'm not sure if I would call it "rape" because the sex was totally consensual for all involved right up until he passed out, and it feels weird to call it a rape when the "victim" was an adult who was totally fine with it.

Any over-50 who had little girls in the early-aughts (my parents) DEFINITELY know who she is. Just sayin.