Hey New Zealand terrible "Christians" are America's turf you best back-off Hobbit-land.

If you stop a clock twice, then shame on me again...or something like that... (I'm not very good with analogies, either...)

This guy...I can't...

One of the most embarrassing memories from middle school was enthusiastically singing along and somebody being like, "wtf Implications, those are not the words."

"Do not speak, if you speak they will know you are simple. If they know you are simple, they will drown you in river!"

You missed the best part!

look at your life look at your choices

I've got a theory ... it must be bunnies ...

Anyone remember that Buffy episode where Jonathan did some sort of magic spell that made him super famous for no particular reason whatsoever? We're all clear that this is why Iggy is a thing, right? Evil, evil magic.

It says two major characters died, right there in the title/article description (which is unavoidable on the front page)! That's a spoiler!

NO ONE WATCHES LIVE TV ANYMORE, GRANDMA, YOU CATCH THE FUCK UP!

Oh my god! That line gets me every time! SO dirrty! My fiancee always looks at me weird when I start howling at that joke.

no its becky

That couldn't possible have been any more accidental than the line about "you can't have a Lemon party without old Dick!" was.

You do realize that pregnancies involving multiple fetuses don't last longer than normal pregnancies?

Come on now. Pregnancy is your own fault. You don't deserve special accommodations for something you choose to do, as opposed to something outside your control like losing your license due to repeat DUIs.

You go, Peggy Young! But I'm side-eyeing the name "Triniti" pretty hard.

Ok, #teamdog, you win this round.

my dream is to have retta (from parks and rec) host a late night show. Srsly. How amazing would that be?