The best part of that is "the customers who viewed this also viewed" listings.

What a relevant username.

Crews putting the patriarchy to bed.

It was an honest mistake... she meant to call them thugs.

thank you. thank you. thank you. aaron taught me how to live, and i think the purpose of my life is to share him with whoever will listen to me. x

i want to write a vicious, bloody comic about a female vigilante. i need someone who draws, because if i did the art it would be a lot of stick figures and a lot of colored pencil blood.

piers

The one the Priest, the Minister, the Rabbi and the Imam keep walking into.

My thinking exactly. There's nothing wrong with people having fantasies or hobbies, but I do think there's something wrong if that involves planning out an important part of some yet-to-be-known person's life.

Your move, Jaden & Willow.

One of my kids said he was thankful to have two dads. You know, in case one of us dies, he has a spare.

This reminds me of my wonderful niece, who, at the age of 4, was explained the reason why Christians celebrate Christmas.

"He's dead. Dead people don't get to have birthdays. This is pointless".

Michael Brown didn't rob a store, and if you're black then I'm the King of Norway.

hmmm...

I just thought he swam everywhere.

You know...I never got the dislike for him that people had. Until right-fucking-now.

Everything about this is perfect. Including the fact that her name is Marley Hendrix, which, in different circumstances, I would have laughed at.

i just had chicken pot pie and it was a delicious murdery meal and i regret only the fact that i had three helpings bc now i am very full.