Personal best last-minute costume:Lucille Bluth.

This proves my point to an absolutely spectacular degree, so thank you for that, and also for heroically preserving our nation's dwindling pixel supply by selflessly refusing to use your shift key.

Fuck. Facing. Brain. Cancer. Mocking woman. With months to live. Bravery, defined.

I'm here for your eternal soul...m'lady.

One of the fun parts of scary shows like AHS is being surprised... kind of mean to rip that away without at least a one day grace period for the huge chunk of people who had their Comcast go out last night.

You are quoting stats FROM AFRICA. Let me break down some American Ebola stats for you:

I got into a big fight with my husband about this last night. He was all "better to be safe than sorry" and I argued that YOU CANNOT LEGISLATE BASED ON WHAT YOU FEAR MIGHT HAPPEN, YOU NEED TO BASE POLICY ON ACTUAL FACTS. ahem, sorry. I'm still worked up about the stupidity of it all.

I heard you had contact with a west african native at the grocery store the other day.

She's enduring considerable personal ridicule and threats to her safety to try to protect the civil liberties of other members of her (traditionally female, often undervalued) profession, and she's doing it with a grace that I can't muster on my best day.

We'd probably apologize for getting infected.

I hope people feel like real dumbasses when nothing happens to her after 21 days.

Am I the only one who thinks that if she were a doctor people would actually respect her and let her leave her house!?

I yell "CAKE IS POISON" all the time though. Mostly to keep people from eating my cake.

Geek Love was great! It had that outlandish plot but never got overly gimmicky; it was touching and funny and her brother was SUCH a dick.

I'd kind of love a three-week quarantine. You could finally get to the bottom of your Netflix queue.

Probably so. My wife is in an MFA program herself, and she gets whiny dudes like this all the time. It's kind of funny to watch as an outsider because these guys JUST DON'T GET IT. I really think it's a complete and total lack of empathy for half of the world's population.

whatever im just going to light him on fire

i met her and she's not nice =! all the cray shit you're spewing. additionally, mental illness does not make one a monster soooooooooooo basically you're just super weird.

This is geared toward Governor Palin but still, my favorite part of Bossy Pants and very relevant to the Palin problem "Mrs. Palin told conservative filmmaker John Ziegler that Katie Couric and I had exploited and profited by her family. But I know better than to respond to attacks in the media. Although if I were to…