On this scale, Kris Jenner and Dina Lohan look really good as parents.

It's also my daughter's middle name. I bet she would love to adopt your Isis dog.

Now, if we can only convince a group of violent Jihadis to go by the name of Lady Edith.

To quote Hickox's boyfriend, Christie "messed with the wrong redhead."

It was apparently only fairly recently that animal cruelty was punishable as a felony in Texas. Maximum sentencing for this, if he's convicted, is a fine of $10,000 and up to two years in jail. (If he was under 18 he'd also be required to attend counseling - you'd think they would make anybody who harms an animal…

Seriously...

"Chivalrous" and "geeky" set off more alarm bells than his height, but being told to get over my heightism is also a red flag.

If there does, a lot of people will just be sore.

"Buffy VS Feminism" was my favorite episode. Thank goodness she stopped Feminism before it ate the moon!

It's funny because while ageism is a genuine phenomenon, 99% of the invocations of it I hear are mind-bogglingly stupid and inapropos.

Uhhh...as a Canadian whose hometown was attacked on Wednesday, with several friends involved in the lockdown... I don't find her tweet in the least bit offensive. In fact, it pretty much sums up the POV of many of my friends posting on social media: for us, this is a big deal because gun violence is not a daily/hourly…

In freshman year of high school, my amazing health teacher went on an incredible rant about this whole idea. Something about a girl telling her that it must be true love with the boy she slept right, because he fit her "just right."

There goes Honey Boo Boo!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D VOTE FOR THE ABORTED SOULS IDIOT OVER LETICIA - WHO IS FIGHTING FOR ACTUAL LIVING PEOPLE. WTF IS AN ABORTED SOUL??!!!!?

"And remember to vote Sarah Palin for Best Boom Operator in 2014!"

I'm 63, and I've been voting ever since I first voted for George McGovern because I thought he'd legalize pot.

Yay! Happy dog gif party!

So, can all the people who defend Mama June as being a "good mother" STFU now? She took back the molester of her own child family member. When she has a child around the same age.

I hear that all the time from people who tell me that once I make more money, I'll want lower taxes. Which, I mean sure, in a nebulous way, I guess. But I make pretty good money now, and taxes aren't fucking my life up unduly. I'd rather people get the help they need.

On the other hand, we all know that young guys are paragons of responsibility and political focus. They tend to have great understanding of the world (or so they say), and make great, long-term decisions with an eye toward the future.