Right? As a pediatrician, my least favorite is when they claim that list includes being a "nurse" or a "pediatrician." No, you're not. It took us a lot of time and money and licensing to get those degrees. Putting a bandaid on a cut =/= health professional. STFU.

I hate to be that guy, but keep in mind that none of Duncan's family has been diagnosed yet. It sounds like nurses were cleaning up the fluids he was expelling from his body with minimal safety training, which is why health care workers — especially ones in this apparent clusterfuck of a hospital — are at a much…

So I finally got around to reading some official numbers and source data on the outbreak, published by the New England Journal. Because, like everyone, I was starting to feel like there was so much panic.

Yeah, but that's really highly speculative worst case scenario-izing. Remember SARS? We were all gonna die because it was going to mutate and become airborne. And yet here we all still are, not vaccinating our kids for childhood diseases, shrugging off a vaccine for the disease that kills some 23,000 of us per year,…

That hospital is in for some serious legal shit once this is all over with.

How is this show not about how Jane spends the rest of her life as a millionaire after a massive malpractice suit?

You could just. . . look at the book?

Check out the extra tips at the end:

So old white dudes don't make us feel like we need a mandatory barf bucket at our desks so early in the morning...

Ha ha ha! Silly women, thinking their value could possibly be based on something such as administrative skills or leadership and certainly not anything other than their appearance!

This is why we need feminism. For exactly this reason.

He's lucky men in politics aren't subject to the same sexist beauty-contest bullshit that women in politics are, otherwise his repulsive pig-looking ass never would have had a shot.

"I'm the one who knocks"

Troll harder.

But did he do that to ensure that all strippers everywhere would realize the danger of talking about the salad-tossing preferences of all of their famous tween-star-turned-rapper clients?

You have problems but your incredible efforts in dodging the point are impressive. You're really invested in minimizing the death, rape, and bomb threats, as well as the incredible harassment.

Here are the ways in which you are wrong. I'll try to ignore the fact that you have the writing ability of a goldfish as I do so:

Actually, organised threats of sexualised violence are akin to bigotry of the worst sort, you self-victimising shitpile.