sunlight, women, cardio...

National discourse on bacon: Haha, bacon is the best! So manly, my dudebro! Bacon cake! Bacon donuts! Bacon bandaids!

It's not just Texas, it's endemic to health care in the United States in general. Very few adults actually have primary care physicians anymore, so when they get sick they either go to an urgent care facility or the ER. If health care was affordable, or more people were willing to be general practitioners, this man…

As a native Houstonian I'm appalled. As an Austin transplant I'm a bit meh about it.

by the time this 11-year-old is done showing you what she can do with her body, you'll want to take a nap.

Psht, call me when turkin' makes a comeback..

Yeah, I mean, I LOVE history. I'm a HUGE history nerd, especially for medieval and Renaissance England. But you know what was really fun? Marathoning The Tudors while sitting on my ass on a comfy couch and eating Chipotle burritos that had very little chance of spreading bubonic plague.

redundant

seriously? Oh gawd! My deepest, sincerest apologies to the trans community!

The family that's cray together stays together.

I know, it's a real... shocker.

How about worrying less about the temperatures of individuals and more about the temperature of the planet, you dumb fucks?

"Jessica's photo spread was child pornography...and trust me I know my child pornography!"

both don't give a fuck. the packaging and interests are what are different.

She's not actually saying that it's always an act when women happen to have interests and qualities that are traditionally masculine, though, or that a woman can't actually like those things and be hot. It's about the pressure on women to behave in certain ways that are really about shitting all over traditional…

How do you accidentally put it in the butt? I've had guys try to... gain entry to my nether-nether regions if you will, while we were groping in the dark, but it never goes IN. My butt has a way of shutting that whole thing down! (Clenching in fear and abject horror mostly). Not that there's anything wrong with the…

At least your response isn't belligerent, overly aggressive, and downright mean. Oh wait.

Counterpoint: Hey Arnold. Awesome show. Lots of self-conscious diversity without tokenism.

Reminds me of this.

I tried, but that is the longest bunch of nothing-word-vomit I've seen today. I do like that he ended it with, "gentle reader." Is he a fucking Bronte sister? Buy my book, gentle reader. Gentle reader pls.