I know; he blames feminismbfor the fact that frat bouncers let in drunk women, but bounce obviously drunk men? He says he will leave that question to the feminists. The answer is, your frat bros don't want to bang the drunk men. Kduh.

Drunk female guests are the only reason why people show up to frat parties. Otherwise, it's just a bunch of douchebags sitting around drinking shitty beer.

Do you wanna take this summons?

Tyler Perry is having a kid.

YER A JESUS, HARRY.

High schools have absolutely no business banning books. Unless it's because they're genuinely terrible. And even then I'm not entirely sure.

Early in the first book there's the scene where they go to the Wizard bank to see that it's being run by short, greedy, ugly goblins with comically exaggerated noses.

4chan

I literally can't fuck a guy who uses the wrong 'your.' Not unlike a legitimate rape, my body just has a way of shutting the whole thing down.

"I don't consider myself a feminist, but I'm down for my first opportunity to say something to the world to be so meaningful..."

Final Exam

"Exxxtra Exxxtra, read all about clit!"

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

SO OBAMA SUPPORTS RAPISTS!?

Sorry, American Beauty was a billion years ago. I'm pretty sure most people who think of Wes Bentley think of his sweet Seneca Crane beard.

Eh, pestering for period sex might get tiresome, but I'd take that over a manbaby cringing at the mere thought of blood and insisting on unreciprocated blowjobs for a week any day of the month.

More power to them but

If we could only have the pill be over the counter and affordable, that would be such a victory. The affordability thing might get better on its own over time as patents expire and more generic versions are made. Like my pill, LoLoestrin Fe, out of pocket it would be over 100 a month, but when the patent expires next…

"There, there. Eat your slut-lozenges, Sweetie. Vote Republican, and there's more where that came from."

It's stomach churning. I didn't realise that threatening pets is a common form of abuse in relationships, but it makes sense. I can't imagine how awful this poor woman must be feeling. I know what it's like to be in an abusive relationship, I know what it's like to have a pet murdered. The combination, so so horrible.…