I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, "I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one." Kinda funny.

Yes, my $9.00 an hour salary would go really far in rural India, but if I were in rural India I wouldn't have a $9.00 an hour job. See how that works?

Fedora men have been indoctrinated with a false notion of romance by romcom plots in which every relationship between two people is a static entity uniform across the entirety of human experience. (Or maybe not, but if we can blame Meg Ryan for MRAs I don't know if I'll be shedding tears of joy or despair.) It's that…

Jesus, I just read that Time article. It's acting like this scenario is going to happen: boyfriend and girlfriend have sex and forget to sign waivers indicating which sexual acts are and aren't off the table. Boyfriend and girlfriend are both executed by firing squad.

To quote revered philosopher Thomas Hobbes: "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short"

"Though you may believe your hand is shaped like a home, it is not."

Cuz the rapers gonna rape rape rape and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate?

My cousin is a teacher in the Bronx and she said this made her want to wear her Public Enemy t-shirt depicting a policeman in the crosshair.

Yeah, no kidding. Nothing is more sobering than meeting an education major.

Pretty much. You can't expect students to respect or learn anything from teachers who seemingly don't care at all that you and people just like you have been victimized. Teachers can only teach effectively if they remain neutral in the classroom. Shouldn't that be something teachers already know? WTF, teachers?

"New York's Brightest Support New York's Finest"

Yeah, it always cracks me up how dudes who were thirsty simps a minute ago think it'll mortally wound your feelings if they suddenly call you fat, ugly or a lesbian AFTER you reject them. Uh yeah, okay buddy. You're the one begging for blowjobs from fat ugly lesbians.

What if I brag about how much I don't make? Like... "Man I'm so not raking in mad cash. I'm crazy not wealthy up in here!" What if I then sob uncontrollably for a short period of time?

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

[Spoilers for everything through Book 5, I think?]

RIP Joan, you're insulting celebrities with the angels now

None of that makes sense. Louis C.K.'s humor is self-directed. His comedy isn't mean-spirited, and he's the butt of his jokes. It's openly self-aware. Ricky Gervais tackles the same material, but directs it at others, not himself. David Brent is a blowhard moron, who, unlike Louie, doesn't recognize that he's a…

What if they made a spinoff show that was just about Arya coming of age? And what if it was called Arya There God? It's Me, Margaret? Don't judge me!

Reason 9,428 Jaime is the best: he tried to kill the most boring Stark.

Can you Craster-Keep the challenge?... it's technically 1 generation right?