monkeys are people too, my friend. - mitt romonkey

I don't get it. Are they trying to be the family from Step Brothers? Because you're supposed to hate that family because they're the worst.

Why? The students are the ones who would end up paying for that.

I think that is always my one night stand conundrum.

We don't have to give everyone a trophy for everything, but we could, y'know... not be a bag of buttholes to them.

I learned from a 45-year-old country song exactly why God made girls: to tell off the shaming bigots of the Harper Valley PTA.

"I can last for hours," he says, like it's a positive. Meanwhile, everyone's lady parts begin to curl up in protest.

First off, chill bro. That much bold and italic text is making you look a little unhinged. Second, you make a good point about tits being more sanitized than pussies, but I think you're missing the big picture. Have you seen the blog called something like "Stuff White People Like"? It's not even that funny, but…

Waitwaitwait, you're telling me Embarrassing White Person Dancing is not a legitimate genre??? I guess I'd better forget about opening up that dance academy. And I'd just finished lesson plans on Strobe Lights Always Make You Look Awesome and What To Do With Your Hands When You Have No Idea What To Do With Your Hands.…

If you are indeed mocking other pop stars, Taylor, I say this:

Yeah, yeah, there's a double standard. When it swings our way, we get more power, more freedom, and entirely better lives than women do. When it swings their way, they get to make 'sexist' jokes and draw cartoon dicks. I'm crying into my neckbeard about how unfair life is to me as a man.

He's gotten a little less hot for me with every season. Which means my most common AHS lust object is a 17-year-old school shooter rapist who happens to be a ghost.

She's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

As an 8-bit videogame character myself, I am personally outraged at their blatant and callous use of "pixel face." I though that sort of minstrely had finally died out.

I just tweet-commented that both Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt's publicity strategy is "Just go out there and be a human version of a puppy."

Not to Godwin, but... guns, blue eyes, and blonde hair?

I don't get the mixed message on the cover. Mom and dad are packing heat, sure, so why are they using their daughter as a human shield?

Noelle Stevenson's response to this was my favorite.

I'm invading Poland later today right after my period stops.

Imagine being told that your feelings aren't valid, your pain isn't legitimate