Don't you mean *stabs in the stark* ;D

A little man slaps a big man in the face. The big man beats him to a bloody pulp with a crowbar, then beats up anyone standing near him, then complains to sympathetic bystanders about how much his face hurts now.

In a million years I could never post this article on my Facebook page; I would be attacked as anti-Semitic and told that these pictures are fake and were made up by Hamas.

You know what would be a great source of protein? That passive-aggressive friend.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Every time someone says "let's face it" I brace myself for some incredible stupidity.

And gays are the ones that pose a threat to the so-called sanctity of marriage?

I had no idea it was possible to quantify the degree of stick up your ass.

No alcohol! Unless there's plenty to go around~

Holding out for Blackwater absinthe.

Yeah everyone cross googles everything on Tumblr

Who fucking cares.

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

That picture is worth a thousand articles like this one.

Just goes to show that she still doesn't get it.

Oh, for god's sakes. Name one male star who goes around complaining about the writing of their movie/show, is a drama-creator on-set, doesn't come out of their trailer, sends rewrites and delays the movie every single shooting day, has a mother for a manager who is a terror by all accounts, and who criticizes the…

Jolie can act.

I know everyone is focusing on the "little hole" one, but wtf is up with the "hot pot of gold"? Please, PLEASE tell me this is a GoT reference, and someone will be giving Robin Thicke a golden crown pretty soon.

you're going to let your whole relationship break down over dirty dishes?