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As a person with dumped/stray babes I can not tell you how often I think about hurting the people who hurt them. Like, I want to hunt them down and break them.

Fuck everyone who abandons an animal. Do those fuckers not realize what domesticated means?! Oh right, they don't give a fuck. This motherfucker is one of reasons we need a registry of animal abusers.

I mean, obviously. I still have flashbacks to that one time someone dropped a hard shell in my high school cafeteria. Johnny threw himself on it and absorbed all of the deadly corn shrapnel. I'll never forget his bravery.

Imagine a campaign to get cars to look twice for motorcycles before changing lanes. What if a car driver got upset by that and said "NOT ALL CARS HIT MOTORCYCLES!!!1!" Like, duh, but it's still an important message, and your reaction makes absolutely no sense.

Plenty of women feel invisible and unwanted by men too. Most people don't want to be lonely and not have anyone to have sex with.
That doesn't mean that anyone is obligated to have sex with anyone else.

There is a UNIVERSE of difference between being shy and being so creepy that you end up coming off as a potential fucking murderer.

Valar Morguhlis?

So this will finally spare us the scourge of naked statues!

I feel like it's heading in that direction. She's her mother's daughter, beautiful but ruthless when she has to be, and definitely a fighter. She and Tyrion both have that steel core where you feel like you know they're going to come out on top, even if they have to go through hell to get there (multiple times).

*snort* he will henceforth and forever be Hot Pocket. On the reals though, it's nice to see someone in Westeros who seems to be living their dream, even if that dream is being a tavern's baker. I bet he'll invent some awesome dessert that is a cross between a doughnut and a pie that birds fly out of and then they'll

If this is your honest, educated opinion maybe teaching isn't for you.

So... not all menses?

No, actually, I was being paid one person's salary to do the work of three people, two of whom would have been two pay grades above me. But thanks EVER so.

Because they need to publish at least 80,000 more Solange Elevatorgate stories. Or at least until they hit the Beyking point.

Of course they took it away from her, but the last straw was that she refused to talk about purity and abstinence. She said she wasn't interested in their private parts, she was interested in building a strong community of young people focused on developing a connection to god. Imagine that... I love my mom.

I would like to file an official complaint to have them bring back Chris from Skins so that we have someone other than this hot bloody mess to focus our eye beams on.

Oh, go fuck yourself

Daaaaamn, Gaga!
*rubs hands together and eagerly awaits Katy Perry's retort*

Anna's problem was that Tim was too good. It's so much harder to come up with the number two answer than number one. And church? I would never have even considered that for a moment.