Oh I *hate* that! I always inform them that actually, my mother was able to have me BECAUSE she had two abortions when she was a teenager. That usually shuts them up.

EVERYONE BE QUIET!

I was pro-life until I had a baby. A very planned, very wanted baby whom I utterly adore. So there's that, Sarah Palin.

I neither need nor accept a lecture on the sanctity of life from somebody who revels in the virtues of gun ownership.

She's doing it wrong.

"It's a fashion club now," Turney said. "The days of wearing our old workout shorts and ratty T-shirts are over."

It's a physical impossibility in our universe with our known physics. If you have some method by which you can extract 2kcal of energy from 1kcal of food you should let the world know. You'd shatter modern physics while simultaneously solving global warming and all future energy needs.

HOW DO I REACH THESE ACTRESSES?!

This guy and Ken "The Cooch" Cuccinelli should meet up for lunch sometime. I feel like they'd really beat hit it off.

Best thing I happened to see on Tumblr today:

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

INSUBORDINATE AND CHURLISH

Well, teachers are notorious for getting names wrong...

No! J Law backlash will. not. happen. Pack up your snark and take it to the next town over.

One word: Zanacks.

We surfbordt, we danst, we swrld.

Dear God! It's like the Buseyfish or something.

Optimistic thought: this is an argument that true altruism exists.

You mean the people who's husbands make more money?

when pintrest first gained traction i was instantly put off by the positive, inspiring tone because i have nothing but darkness in my soul but now i know my instincts were good