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It’s funny cause its bugs...

Accidentally chomping into one that had wandered into a bag of chips is the second most disgusting experience of my life.


Too Many Cooks featuring Andreeeeeewwwww Dismuuuukkes

Honestly the JAJ Trump feels even less satirical than Baldwin.

JAJ is talented. He looks and sounds a lot like Trump. Unfortunately for him, I don’t want to see anything resembling Trump on TV anymore. (Good thing Baldwin’s role didn’t actually resemble him!)

The lack of Tim Calhoun on Update or a Falconer sketch was a letdown. 

This is sort of “anyone who disagrees with me is part of the conspiracy” bullshit is the sort of idiocy that gave us an entire political party overtaken by QAnon dipshits.

I think everybody who is not an EA executive or shareholder, and I’m probably including the dev team here, would say “um yes”

My brain initially exclaimed “No, they’re not,” because in my current sleep-deprived state I first read that as ‘”Foreskin” and “Michigan” are mutually exclusive terms...’

NASA has a tracker that shows in real time where JWST is on its schedule.

Blame the real estate pro forma. Buildings are throw-away assets that only need to last during the initial 10 year run when equity investors are paid back their principal. And you can only build a building as nice as its neighbors, even if people would pay more for a nicer building not present in that market.

This show is based on a nearly 40 year old, maybe not forgotten, but not quite iconic kids’ movie and tries to make the same sensibilities relevant for kids today. This should be a laughable mess, but it isn’t.

One changed many things!

The scramble for religious leaders to justify their beliefs to keep the grift going is going to be hilarious.

if we ever find alien life people will freak the fuck out. unless its like stargate and its just a universe full of humans and we run into them first. americans dont even like mexicans coming into their country, could you imagine someone from another planet?

With that level of knowledge I think you’d be fine, but I’d recommend watching the first movie (because, hey, it’s not a bad movie!). You can pretty safely skip the rest of the films, though there are a few plot points and easter eggs referenced throughout.

I mean...by the shows timeline, they’ve been training for like three months now.

Can’t wait to watch Young Kevin in a few years.

Also, that leaves a great opening for a reunion episode no one asked for, and then four new seasons on Hulu+ beginning in 2030, a movie, and then a reboot in 2048 followed by three TikTokChannelSUPERMAX “shorties” in 2056 - whatever a shortie is but I have no idea because I’ll be dead by then.

So many shows (mostly from Showtime circa ten years ago) would’ve worked better had they just stopped making episodes after the premise had run its course. This is good news.