First, awesome typo.

Now I want to know - what came first? The Cash or Duck?

On the other hand, Donald Duck is

Proud of my city. I have some great Chargers-related memories, but good riddance to the Spanos family.

The first Raiders @ Chargers game in L.A. will probably have some insane fan fight videos. I’m counting on you to share them, Deadspin!

You know what... move all 32 teams to LA. I don’t care. Just let the players smoke weed and wear fun cleats and celebrate touchdowns.

I’m not crying. YOU’RE CRYING!

I think that history will remember the United States much like it does Rome. Rome has it bad as well as its good. It was totally brutal in warfare and in dealing with conquered peoples that rose up but there is also the fact that it helped spread knowledge, peace and stability across what was then the known world.…

Wasnt there a concept for an Olympic Island similar to this?

Moon Olympics starting 2028. Every Olympic country has to chip in to construct the venues, and we can keep holding it there every four years and just tell people that now it’s on a different part of the moon that they’ve never seen before. Practically pays for itself.

Ah, but see on the first day your glasses will fall off and break and won’t that be a sad irony?

I’d share your sentiment, but unfortunately Russia is not a passive cardboard cutout in this. They also have Cold War era Baby Boomers itching to re-establish old conflicts — and they are kind of in charge with nearly all political opposition suppressed and media under their thumb.

This poor man. Can we not just leave shit alone? I’m real fuckin’ pleased to have not heard about Harambe for a week, but how long are we gonna have to ride the Bone Train?

Dude is enjoying his 15 minutes, and you decide to put him on blast for relatively innocuous comments?

Aw man let poor Ken be. He doesn’t deserve this. It’s all fun and games till Thiel comes after your ass on bone’s behalf. And then you know what happens? No rice cooker

Not surprising that we would see such calculated bomb dropping from a Macnamara.

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

Title NEIN

Following a structure does not make a story formulaic and trite. in fact, if someone spent time developing complex characters, unique dialogue, and entertaining settings, they could follow a perfectly cliche plot structure and still walk away with a great story. Furthermore, this graphic doesn’t detail any specific…